Hangry

By Prodigy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 717
You deserved it 8 161
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rockstarK9 0

Quit whining, all of us musicians know the risk we're taking when we try to make it a career.

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jessicams 0

Go back and get another degree- one with some form of job security. You should have known any art degree wouldn't get you anywhere especially in this economy.

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Sirin_fml 46

A restraining order seems proportionate.

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Ajjas013 6

*Hopes asshole doesn't hurt after next few minutes* Not necessary Sirin :)

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Starfire22 5

just pull on his lesh Mercy, that'll shut him up ;)

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Ajjas013 6

Then skip the restraining order and let's blame it all on OP's mom.

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Starfire22 5

or I can provide a muzzle... *twirls hair* yes... a muzzle...

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Ajjas013 6

I can't edit on touch :( Me and mercy are buddies! We're just playing around! *Puts gun to mercy's head*

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palasarop 0

my cousin was a musician and did it in college but then had an accident with his hand so he cant play anymore,he used to be really good and make a lot of money but now he has to work at burger king

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

I work at Burger King I wear paper hats Would you like an apple pie with that

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

$50 - one of the worst song parodies to have been created. Not only is it not catchy and funny, it completely makes people with down-syndrome or any kind of mental illness seem like a huge stereotype. One other thing I don't like about the so... (a loud ding is heard) Fries are done. I gotta run.

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totes_sucks 0

I'm not sure, the exchange rate is terrible right now. Do you have pay-pal? :-)

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grapefruitwater 0

I've been in your shoes before and am there again. It's a sign of the times. If you can't get into teaching or a band/orchestra, try going for grad school. Also, leave Tennessee. New York is a great place for musicians. You've already got your education, go to where the jobs are. They will not come to you. I used to clean people at a nursing home with my bachelor's in accounting. My program was ranked 5th in the nation at the time. After a year of doing nothing but sending out resumes and getting no offers, I moved to California and had one offer per day by the third week. Just go for it.

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