Music, Awkward, Education and Work: Hangry

Hangry

By Prodigy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He gushed on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 717

You deserved it 8 161

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By _Asykes_ - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 092

You deserved it 2 495

I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 322

You deserved it 5 638

Liar liar, poop on fire

By Peter - 10/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, I was working at the restaurant where I wash dishes. Everyone thinks I'm a tech intern. My buddy Go Synco-ed me and so I had to capture whatever I was doing at the moment. I ran to the restroom, took my tee off and took a pic, stating, "I'm at home taking a shower." There was a guy behind me pooping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 865

You deserved it 5 302

Early warning

By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 018

You deserved it 2 228

David Lee Roth?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 304

You deserved it 39 536

Suave

By getmoneyab - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Mexico

Today, I went to Cheesecake Factory for dinner. There was a hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 922

You deserved it 68 493

Cheeky

By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 599

You deserved it 8 453

Casual…

By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 048

You deserved it 4 040

Frostbite

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was cold and alone at work, so I decided to try and warm myself up on the panini toaster. As I was holding the top side open and my other hand over the hot metal, I accidentally closed the door on my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 525

You deserved it 41 851

I'm confused

By confusedbagel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 509

You deserved it 4 113

rockstarK9 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:11

Quit whining, all of us musicians know the risk we're taking when we try to make it a career.

jessicams 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:08

Go back and get another degree- one with some form of job security. You should have known any art degree wouldn't get you anywhere especially in this economy.

Comments

JunoB 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:40

I got my degree in music in 1985, and I've never been unemployed since--and no, I'm not talking about fast food joints or retail.

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:43

No, I love you and BSR and Sirin. Maybe mercy if she's not mad at me. ...I'm crazy

tweetbaby14 18

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:46

5, 5 dollar, 5 dollar foot long!!!!!

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:50

*Sniff* I'm so emotional. I love you guys. *Excludes idkweird*

elfboyz 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:51

hillarious hoe you worded it

snoosnoo 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:16

This ^

hawrnball 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:54

Just because you earn a degree, regardless of the field, that doesn't mean the jobs will come to you. Put yourself out there in the music industry. Also, get a better job.

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:56

BSR... You see what you did? You made one of my favorite users leave! *Cries over lost brother*

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:03

For here or to go?

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:22

*Sings 5 dollar footlong song* Why doesn't McDonalds sell hotdogs? 'Cause mah footlong don't belongbon no dollar menu!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:26

You watch Equals Three, don't you? lol

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:29

Yep, I subscribed :)

metazoanhaddock 11

Friday 12 February 2010 7:17

RWJ FTW.......Two angry camels in a tiny car!!!!!XD

sydneyyann 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:18

well if your a music major, you could apply for school to be a director or a music theory teacher. or you can try out for philharmonic. smart way to go is to actually TRY. apply all around the state. how do I know? I'm gonna double major in music.

ginger_ahoy 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:19

As a Classicist, I feel your pain. Knowing Latin and Greek =/= job prospects. But you can't just get a degree in something practical you'll hate, can you? Stick with it, OP, and you'll find a job eventually.

talaina 2

Friday 12 February 2010 3:15

Yay, a fellow Classicist! :-) Annd I agree. No idea what I'm doing when I graduate in May. But I'm willing to accept it -- it was worth four amazing years of studying the subjects I truly love.