Happy Birthday

By shmoooopie - 29/05/2015 03:39 - United States - Medina

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Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML
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604 11

If he asks why you're not using them, tell him you already did; they were accepted by a competitor for double the value.

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queenofirony 12

Give him a coupon for one sleep on the couch.

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HighlandShadows 48

Quidem non debet esse condicionalis, sed donum

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truckers_wife 23

everyone keeps saying how rude and inconsiderate he was, but what if he didn't realize what he was doing? maybe he was truly trying to be sweet and couldn't think of what to put on them. regular coupons come with conditions too. like buy one get one free, free with purchase of something else, you can't just have it for free.

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Algorithm 24

Then he's an idiot instead of a pig.

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Purexinsanity 46

Except they're handmade coupons? Not coupons from a company that have something to lose if they just started giving away free stuff. I believe in giving the benefit of the doubt but like #47 said, if he's not a selfish prick then he's an idiot.

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truckers_wife 23

what I meant was that he might have been using coupons that he's seen in the past as an example for his home made ones, not that he got them from somewhere

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betweenwinds 18

Even if he based his coupons off of real store offers, he's still cheating the system. He could have offered whatever in return for an "I love you" or a smile/hug/kiss/fistbump/handshake/whatever else simple to give. Instead, he decided to go all-in and require a bj. Very self-centered "gift."

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truckers_wife 23

yes, that definitely would have been better

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awesumous 16

Soooo... you have to WORK for your present!!

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jberg583 12

Today, for my GF's birthday, I gave her a sweet coupon book. Now she broke up with me, that's what I get for being thoughtful. FML

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limabeans101029 20

It miiiiiight be considered sweet and thoughtful if OP didn't have to do anything in return. It's her birthday present, why should she have to do anything? Plus the back massage should definitely be longer than 10 minutes

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kutchbabe 13

You're calling him "boyfriend", I would call him "single" if I were you?

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mattrd_fml 31

give him the same thing for his birthday ND see how much he likes it.

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jadeleepenguin 29

I can't believe how many people are against the coupons.

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ThePandoricaOpen 18

It's not the coupons themselves that's the issue, it's what's written on them.

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limabeans101029 20

And they might be fun if he'd just made them out the blue, but they're OP's birthday present. What kind of a birthday present is that?! Also it's silly of him to be getting mad at OP for not using them.

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Overlord247 20

Coupons are a shitty gift in any case. FYL OP.

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