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Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. FML
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welderchick87 0

I wrap presents for my dog at Christmas. She LOVES tearing into them...it's the only time she's allowed to rip up paper. Although I kinda slacked off this year with her 'gifts'. Only thing she's gotten so far was flea stuff...which isn't working. Still wanna get her more treats and a new bed. But anyways, how exactly is this an FML?

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lautturi 2

Why shouldn't a cat have presents? D: My dogs and rabbits love presents. Admittedly, I don't wrap the bunny ones to keep them safe, but hey... you need MLIA. Your life is not ******. DX

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lolzRaptor 1

Oh God, lame Christmas FMLs already.

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borabora1991 0

"I can has present?"

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israelnotjacob 20

Today, I had to read one of the stupidest FML stories ever. FML

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DrunkDave89 0

This passed screening how?

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DrunkDave89 0

Poppycock. I'm drunk, and I wouldn't have accepted this. Inebriation is no excuse for a poor sense of humor.

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tisiphone_fml 0

Um.... Yeah. I think dog people and cat people usually wrap up something little for their pet, a toy or something. I don't get how this made it onto FML.

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hwkfan1 10

today I read a horrible fml FML lolz

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Bend_over 4

I feel your pain, because I hate wrapping gifts, and I just got done wrapping gifts for 15 cats. [Sigh] So more like FMD (F*ck my day)

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welderchick87 0

I wrap presents for my dog at Christmas. She LOVES tearing into them...it's the only time she's allowed to rip up paper. Although I kinda slacked off this year with her 'gifts'. Only thing she's gotten so far was flea stuff...which isn't working. Still wanna get her more treats and a new bed. But anyways, how exactly is this an FML?

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null_fml 11

My dog used to love that too! So much, that we would often let her unwrap the least-destroyable of our gifts, too. She doesn't do that nearly as often now that she's died, though. :(

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justmyfreakinluc 0

And this is an FML because...?

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SweetestSin 4

Did you wrap up cat nip? I don't know what it is about kitty pot that drives a pussy mad but it sure does

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WTFsGoingOn 0

You should have just put them plastic grocery bags and tied them shut so the cat couldn't nose in and find out what it was. That's what I do to my pets. Then again this was a cat, it would probably care how it's present looked or something... they are moody. After my rambling, I still have not found anything FML worthy about this whole idea.

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DrunkDave89 0

I propose an activity. Since this is in no way, an FML, we, as the friendly FML community, should do our best to elevate it to proper FML status by ad-libbing a suitable conclusion to the OP's statement. I shall go first, please feel free to respond in kind. Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat, because I have no people in my life to care about. FML

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WTFsGoingOn 0

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat and I don't think he likes the paper I picked out. FML. Is that pathetic enough to be an FML? Either way it's still better than the original. I obviously need sleep if that is the best my imagination could do.

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Tigg3r 3

Today, I had to wrap a present for a cat because my life is so ****** up that I had to come onto this website and post this stupid FML. FML

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null_fml 11

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat: dead birds and rodents. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat and bury my self respect. Later we licked each other clean. I think I have a hairball. FML

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Babushka_Homyak 10

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. It didn't like the wrapping paper and scratched my eyes out. FML

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caligal14 0

#22 and #26 were hilarious. Good idea to the person who originally suggested this

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imperfectclarity 0

Today I had to wrap about 20 presents for my cat. He didn't buy me anything. FML.

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hellokimmiee 5

Today, I had to wrap presents for my dead cat. FML

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