Birthday, Gifts, Cats and Animals: Happy Birthday! - FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to wrap presents for a cat. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:05

Meow mix, Meow mix please deliver!

welderchick87 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:14

I wrap presents for my dog at Christmas. She LOVES tearing into them...it's the only time she's allowed to rip up paper. Although I kinda slacked off this year with her 'gifts'. Only thing she's gotten so far was flea stuff...which isn't working. Still wanna get her more treats and a new bed. But anyways, how exactly is this an FML?

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edoohan619 10

Tuesday 13 December 2011 18:56

any specific reason or just for fun?

restl3ss 6

Monday 30 July 2012 10:24

I don't wrap gifts for my cat. It's a freakin cat. It's not going to care. Ffs fyl op I feel for you, my girlfriend has this little rat dog thing that she thinks is so cute but all it does is sit there and do LITERALLY nothing. Animals don't know if it's their birthday or not, they don't know if it's Christmas or not, why? BECAUSE ITS A CAT

celinadepp 21

Monday 4 August 2014 20:05

I can't help imagining a cat holding a gun to your head or something demanding you to wrap up some catnip. :3

fantasyworld 37

Monday 6 July 2015 3:01

That's weird.

LexB100 3

Tuesday 15 November 2016 20:17

cats need love too. if it's been a good cat why shouldn't it have a present?

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