Drunk, Cats and Animals: Happy Caturday!

Happy Caturday!

By cat lady - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Norway - Egersund

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

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lenalee96 22

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:24

Everyone needs a little pussy in their life

Sierra7211 17

Saturday 30 August 2014 19:25

What a catastrophe

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demonfacee 14

Saturday 25 October 2014 5:01

That's alot of cats. Just don't drink so much, honey. Keep it down a couple notches, but still FYL.

BiNeko 12

Saturday 13 December 2014 2:58

Keep going =)

maxiqaz 4

Thursday 1 January 2015 1:56

XD cat lady

Ninja_Porcupine 13

Friday 8 May 2015 5:15

Oh my god ??

cccccccchrissss 4

Saturday 13 June 2015 2:35

And this is a bad thing?

Bigdawg42 8

Tuesday 20 December 2016 4:00

sounds like a nice thing to do for the cats!

IHaveThePower 16

Sunday 21 November 2021 0:05

I fail to see a problem here...

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Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML

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Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML

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Today, after an argument, my wife goes out to cook her curly fries in our airfryer. The thing beeps after 15 minutes; my wife goes out and announces, "Oh that's great." "What's up babes?" says I. "I put the fries in the wrong compartment. It's all your fault, you wound me up earlier." she says. FML

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Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML

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Today, while walking into a hotel room, I passed by a full-sized mirror. My reflection scared me so badly that I punched the mirror, which then shattered and resulted in several cuts to my hand. FML

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