Drunk, Cats and Animals: Happy Caturday!

I drunkenly buy octopus stuff - which has included five of them dead and preserved in jars and a hideous dress. Better than contacting an ex, but perhaps get on ebay or amazon for cat stuff instead of cats.

LittleRed79 39

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:20

That sounds like a great idea...until the delivery guys show up. "Hey lady, where do you want this panther?"

Earths_Venus 25

Sunday 31 August 2014 1:50

Just 1 more cat and you'll have as many as me!

teagstew17 8

Sunday 31 August 2014 3:33

Ah well, at least seven kitties have a home now.

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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Today, a week after I quit smoking, I lit up again. Was it stress? Cravings? No. I haven't had a crap since I quit, and can't take this gut ache anymore. FML

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If you ever come to a point in your life where you begin to think your fear of spiders is ridiculous, remember there are people out there who are afraid of butterflies.

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Today, my best friend of a decade ended our friendship, all because I wouldn't kick someone from our Dungeons and Dragons table that he disliked. FML

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