Drunk, Cats and Animals: Happy Caturday!

I drunkenly buy octopus stuff - which has included five of them dead and preserved in jars and a hideous dress. Better than contacting an ex, but perhaps get on ebay or amazon for cat stuff instead of cats.

LittleRed79 39

Sunday 31 August 2014 2:20

That sounds like a great idea...until the delivery guys show up. "Hey lady, where do you want this panther?"

Earths_Venus 25

Sunday 31 August 2014 1:50

Just 1 more cat and you'll have as many as me!

teagstew17 8

Sunday 31 August 2014 3:33

Ah well, at least seven kitties have a home now.

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