Happy Caturday!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
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Top comments

evilamoebaattack 20

well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.

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Pwib 14

You're a girl who likes the pussy best.

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nurchok 15

You've got some serious issues lady

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elfie82 2

Steal the cat when you leave! Problem solved.

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_smurf_666 5

three words steal. the. cat.

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Bitchlady1 4

Oh he'll guys deal with it. You guys got nothing to say but bitch about others lives. Go bother someone who gives a toot it's their decision at end of day and nobody said definitively its the cat that comes first.

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sororitytaylor 24

I think this is why my uncle is still with his girlfriend, but it's her dog.

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TheLawOfSod 4

Been there, done that... lost custody... don't get life updates at all, even when requested :(

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EllaJSwiftie 16

Step 1: break up with him. Step 2: steal the cat You're done :)

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alexa31g 10

I refuse to leave my boyfriend because of his dog and he's aware if it.

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LumpLegacy 15

I did this once with a bfs dog...let the kitty go its not worth it

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