Happy Caturday!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML
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evilamoebaattack 20

well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.

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Pwib 14

You're a girl who likes the pussy best.

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judea95 16

It's not your cat. Be honest with him because he's better off without you if that's the only reason you're with him. YDI

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rebellionwars 11

You're a **** OP.

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Hunterx700 17

to everyone saying "steal the cat", how would you feel if your girlfriend who you thought loved you stole your beloved pet, that you've also spent a lot of money on, and vanished?

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darylwill1 2

You're a bitch......here you are stringing this poor guy along making him think that you love him when you really only love his cat.....you're ****** up and I hope he dumps you

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TheStruggles 6

Same happened to me with my ex boyfriends dog. Now i miss the dog more than him even though we were together for 2yrs

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milograce 11

It's your boyfriend who should of written this FML!

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BradTheBrony 19

A few years later: "Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it was because she liked my cat more, and now that he's dead, she says she has no reason to be with me. FML."

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