Cats and Animals: Happy Caturday! - FML

Happy Caturday!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I realized I love my boyfriend's cat more than I love my boyfriend. The only reason we're still together is I don't want to lose custody of the cat. FML

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evilamoebaattack 20

Friday 30 August 2013 9:20

well OP im sorry but you need to deal with it and break up with your boyfriend. you're being incredibly rude to your boyfriend here, and i think you should just be honest.

Pwib 14

Friday 30 August 2013 9:19

You're a girl who likes the pussy best.

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LoneWolf2879 20

Monday 14 March 2016 23:16

This seems like a slap in the face for the boyfriend here...

Alyon96 0

Monday 30 January 2017 20:52

You don't even have the custody since it's his cat, not yours. Just leave him. Get yourself another cat.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 13 February 2022 19:27

Wow... that's pathetic and very unfair to your boyfriend. Your future is Crazy Cat Lady.

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