Happy intoxication day

By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States

Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
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AngelSpit 18

May I suggest a magnifying glass and tweezers

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Intoxicunt 5

OM NOM NOM. Poison! Good thing she didn't just eat them instead.

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mplsmech 0

That sucks. I totally feel your pain though. At a family bday earlier this summer, my little cousin said we shouldn't eat the cake because she "thought" someone had sprayed bug spray on it. Turns out she "thought" right since it was her that did it. Kids are so devious sometimes.

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plexico 3

Just serve barrels and barrels of punch. After chugging it down to counteract the effect of the desiccant, everyone will look like Violet Beauregarde! And you'll laugh and laugh.

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cheese_please 0

And they'll pee and pee

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capital_seven 0

I'd serve barrels and barrels of punch to the kid.

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Shikamaru_fml 11

So just take them of the cake problem solved

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hyderabadi 0

YDI for having a mom, a sister and a daughter remember Jesus

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f_alltheirlives 3

I usually hate trolls, but bacon on the other hand, is so delicious I guess you pass

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f_alltheirlives 3

Well yeah? Unless you are agreeing with me, you should brush up on the definition of internet trolls : /

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sjks 0

ah its not toxic she'll never know...maybe just get a stomach ache

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The_Pleb 0

And like the jesus fanatic up there said YDI for having a mom, a sister and a daughter

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leksileks 0

What're silica beads?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

The package of beads that you generally come with a box of new shoes. They come with other stuff too, but I can't think of anything else.

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boatkicker 4

wallets, purses, luggage, backpacks, file folders, bedding, boxes and non-plastic storage things, Pretty much anything that can be damaged by water. :)

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