Happy Thanksgiving, sort of

By guy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my entire family came over for Thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fistfight and only one cop car was called. FML
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Top comments

stormer461 13

Sounds like a grand old time. I only wish I was there.

Well, the last piece of pumpkin pie is a worthy reason to get into a fist fight...

Comments

maxximum98 0

My thanksgiving consisted of... A broken wrist, a tantrum , vomit, and deafness.. How much better can it get?

my thanksgivings are starting to look a little dull in comparison

Omg I feel the need to start a fistfight because someone stole my last crescent roll!!

Did grandma get grandpa in a headlock this year?

seriouslythat 6

Hey that seems peaceful compared to my family... Lay time we got together many cousins left with broken arms/other body parts

KiddNYC1O 20

What do your relatives drink? So that I don't buy it.

ILpalmtree 0

U must be irish! Its fun huh?

Why go? If you go why stay so long? Short and sweet.