Happy Thanksgiving to you all

By emilyta - 24/11/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML
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I don't drink much and he wanted to have drunk sex. Lol fail on him.

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hansbo 6

am I the only one reacting to the fact that he threw up after one bottle of wine?

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upyourzlolz 11

Aren't you suppose to throw up after dinner?

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mbrooks5110 0

Sounds like something you need to get his drunk ass up to clean.

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misterjez 15

Damn it's only 10am. Little early for that LOL

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brianalexandria 2

Sounds messy. I'd be pissed!

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kaykay20 0

Well scoop out what you can and call a plumber and have him fix the problem soon as you can.

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zebrapattern 6

are you serious? if you really are in Oregon, it's only 9am. why was he already drinking a whole bottle of wine?

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FlyingWhisps 5

Why did your husband drink nearly a whole bottle of wine by himself? You're his wife, weren't you there with him? Did you offer to drink some of it too? I don't really know what happened here, but I don't really care. It's Thanksgiving, LET US FEAST!

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emilyta_fml 0

I don't drink much and he wanted to have drunk sex. Lol fail on him.

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