Hard act to follow

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
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Same thing different taste

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jsprackman 11

Maybe next she will dress like elton john

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VicmahnFml 0

P p p p p p p p p p p poser!

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Calia061908 4

Lmfao ummmm she's a ****** weirdo ahaha

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DanielleinDC 33

So? Let her leave you. And wish her lots of luck finding someone to put up with all her latest fads of the week. You can find someone who will love you for who you are.

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Amandabobmaxwell 4

Wow, ever heard of a ballsack? You should get one..

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Cococanfly 0

Wowww ok you don't become goth you either are or are not I've been goth sense middle school n I don't see myself goth but everyone else does because I guess I dress the part. Your gf is stupid

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Zinchy1234 1

Call that **** a **** and ******* leave that pussy poop.

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Rey24 2

On the bright side, it's like you get to bang a different woman every week ;)

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terence78 0

Sounds like a mix of bipolar and stupidity. Screw that mess.

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saphire512 3

That's when you get a new girlfriend. No harm no foul.

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