Hard act to follow

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML
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jsprackman 11

Maybe next she will dress like elton john

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Comments

AntiHero1317 8

Might I ask why you havent dumped her yet?

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sydneyhorny 0

Sounds like a physco bitch... haha.

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JinxosGirl87 0

Gotta love guyliner! She gave you an outlet, take it and run!

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Petertheman 0

Leave her for someone who had there minds mad up.

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omggtfomi 1

I think you mean "made up" learn to spell

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

Dude, if you don't want to follow her fads, then just man up and tell her. If she dumps you, then so be it. She's trying to emotionally blackmail you into doing whatever she wants and if you let her, it'll be the first step to getting pussywhipped.

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loserman67 35

So she wants to become Goth this week, then onto: the next week: a furry (get a bear outfit and have some freaky sex) the week after: a punk rocker (If she becomes Courtney Love get set for tons of anal) the week after: a disco queen (COOL, ludes and blow jobs all week) the week after: a **** star (hang around for that week) the week after: a sadist (stay away that week) the week after: a masochist (be there for this week and get your jollies) the week after: a dominatrix (time to break up unless you like being beaten) the week after: a man (if she calls herself Chaz run for your life) This could go on and on for years. Do you like Merry-Go-Rounds, if not, get off now

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NPN_Scorpio 16

You owe me for: 1 pair of shorts ruptured from laughing to your comment,

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Graawr 7

Why are you dating her again? :|

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