Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
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DarkMirror 0

o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"

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yer_maw 1

SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

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HaiHaiHai_fml 0

To all the people doubting this story, it CAN happen.

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familyguyfan 0

It must have been WAYYYY worse for her, dude

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happybday2me 0

this happened to me in highschool.....the blocked bowel thing. I was throwing up every time i ate because the food had nowhere to go but up :(...it was horrible

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dancin303 0

oh ive heard of like fectile (i think thats what its called) vommiting and yeah worse for her because she has to taste that shit and go through prob so pretty bad stomach pain. so stop complaining and take a shower

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dancin303 0

im number 171 and oops i meant fecal not fectile my bad and #11 i hope your never my doctor because its very possible http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/fecal+vomiting

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shamille 5

lol ^ this is horrible but also something i would REALLY like to see. but wait... yeah i'm pretty sure she had it worse.

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danny57_fml 0

wow. that's one of the most disgusting things i've ever heard...

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strawberriedc 0

But dude... she thew up her own shit. I think she got the shorter end of the stick...

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