Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
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DarkMirror 0

o.O I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"

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yer_maw 1

SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

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solitare_lee 0

I gotta say, as much as your life sucks, I feel worse for her. She vomited up her own feces. Your life can just not GET much worse than that.

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markjohnsonii 0

Fake. Sounds like someone googled copremesis and wanted to make up a story. Sad.

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Jarlais 0

You work at a hospital... U gotta expect gross shit...

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christopherlove 0

Cannot... unread...

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lowcapacityx 0

Woah wtf? I didn't know that was even possible.

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Bizzacore 0

now you know what it feels like to be Ben Stiller in ANY ONE of his movies.

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kermygreen 0

That's gross! I would have thrown up too. FYL. Sorry.

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VGSC_clutz 0

SO IT IS POSSIBLE TO SHIT WITH YOUR MOUTH!

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Phikun 0

how does faeces back up into the stomach?? That must have travelled a long way... euw but hello... patient confidentiality?

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xabringr 0

What about the patient? F HER life. Poor woman.

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