Harmonic dissonance

By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 16:28 - United States - Belleville

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Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
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yoursucklives 36

well at least jo can have all the money from your minimum wage job for yourself now.

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Mossadchick 5

Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..

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happymom2g 0

People will only do to you what you let them. Kick his ass to the curb, hold his favorite instrument for ransom. Don't damage it just let him think you did.

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owo_fml 9

Oh honey, he sounds like nothing but treble to me. This incident may make the relationship between you and your step sister fall flat. Don't worry! You'll be able to Handel this and come Bach with an even stronger outlook on life!

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eddyg94 11

I've been thinking for ages for a great followup to this, but I just can't. Mozart.

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owo_fml 9

Why thank you. Music puns are kind of my forte.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Kinky;) And why are you supporting your ex?

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ceegee415 5

At least you're smart enough to dump him. Your step sister can support the talentless slacker now.

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DazedSiren 5

Any person willing to support someone who doesn't treat you the same deserves whatever happens to them, if anything, you asked for it.

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Krulin 8

Yeah, she should have just used her psychic powers to read his mind and instinctively knew he was going to cheat on her. You should also play in the middle of the freeway and stop leaving useless comments.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Uh...why are you supporting your ex boyfriend? Unless you just broke up with him after finding out he was cheating...but still, why are you supporting him? He should get off his lazy butt and support himself. Still, FYL.

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DanielleinDC 33

Read the freaking post! She came home to discover the douchenozzle "musician" licking whipped cream off her stepsister and kicked his ass to the curb. I'm guessing he became her ex-boyfriend somewhere between the time she caught him cheating and her posting this. I only hope she told him that his music skills suck and that he should get a real job.

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ccovey 2

I expect this kind of trash from Arkansas.

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Krulin 8

I can't believe how many people here fail at basic reading comprehension. Read: "My NOW ex-boyfriend". He was her boyfriend, she was supporting him and kicked his ass to the curb when she found out he was cheating. Seriously people.

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niykin 0

come on bro there's plenty of people who'd do that :p freaky shit hut still xD

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