Geek and Love: Haunted by you

Haunted by you

By Tech Savvy - 20/09/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 755

You deserved it 4 996

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By kevdev - 09/09/2010 19:58 - United States

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 749

You deserved it 9 354

By maxiflouf - 28/12/2008 09:50 - France

Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 840

You deserved it 2 949

By Anonymous - 28/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I fell madly in love with 8 years ago. She disappeared from my life with no trace. Turns out she just finalized her divorce, has 2 wild kids, packed on 75 lbs, has $25,000 in debt and is taking meds to keep from going crazy. Now she wants me back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 238

You deserved it 3 601

By Dan - 09/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 805

You deserved it 49 243

Open-minded

By plaid_is_cool - 05/05/2020 05:00

Today, my mom called me and asked me to fix her computer, three days after saying she never wanted to see me again for dating a boy. I got lectured to on how I'm ruining my life the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 508

You deserved it 236

By clinictime - 11/04/2012 23:05 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 520

You deserved it 5 044

By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 480

You deserved it 9 484

By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 575

You deserved it 4 213

By JCruz411 - 21/01/2010 13:10 - France

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 047

You deserved it 32 824

Grudge

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 03:00

Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 694

You deserved it 297

almostkilledme 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:24

You should have told her that you would take sex as payment.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:30

Hmm, sounds like how 95% of pornos start.

Comments

Brooding99 15

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:37

My ex recently did the same thing to me, similar with the relation and sex factors too. I took the high road and didn't try to get back into bed with her though like a lot of these folks are suggesting... Its was the couch, then the kitchen, then the porch (we needed a smoke), and then the floor...

prinzess_fml 25

Tuesday 20 September 2011 7:35

Makes me want to call my computer-guy ex, to see him and his big... hands again... @#%*+ now I will be thinking of it all day long

scottgeo 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 14:13

I wish my ex would be like that. i would be there in a second.

52564 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:40

Yeah baby that's what we are talking about. Same story here and it's even better the second time around. Damn I miss those great ****!

salvorican 24

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:38

By fix her computer she probably actually means.. ;) Her computer has malfunctioned. Like her heart

upyourzlolz 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:59

It didn't come out as witty as you planned.

Snookie85 19

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:40

And I hope you told her where to go? Lol

stepanek911 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:42

dude I know exactly what you mean. my last ex is the same way. FOL

2wenty0ne21 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:45

Perfect. Rig it to where she keeps calling u. Or just destroy it beyond repair

eff5 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:46

Tell her no

uprising_fml 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:51

yeah, she called YOU of all people. not the repair man, not a brother, you. she probably was thinking about you but didn't know how to approach talking to you again after two years . opportunities OP, opportunities.

52564 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:45

Yeah like you don't see opportunity here. Shit I say only part fix it, keep her coming back. Then if no special payment, nuke it on her, I'm such a pig

imsoboss91 5

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:51

Fix it and she'll have a suprise for you ;D

upyourzlolz 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:02

A slice of cake?!

upyourzlolz 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:06

Cake!?

a_nutritionist 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:59

so your ex asked for your help and because she didnt follow the sentence up with 'and **** me senseless' you think you deserve sympathy? Heres what you deserve...YDI