He's got game

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
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xlord 27

Well hopefully he was too drunk to remember kicking your ass.

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TanzWolf 26

Dude, drunk people can do some amazing shit.

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sarah5745 41

Were you drunk too? If not, get some practice in..

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EmpireCityRay 13

Baring he has legs that can move, let him stick to a fool's game like soccer.

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EmilyEAB 8

ball til you fall man

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PenguinBitch 43

Dad's poor coordination > NBA level basketball skills/tricks.

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EmpireCityRay 13

@OP Haha you deserved it! You thought you'd win against your father in his inebriated state -damn you s*ck in basketball. On your next game versus a crackhead, I have my money on the latter, lmao

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MegasaurusRex89 28

So are all people from the Bronx actually this obnoxiously rude, or are you just another stereotype?

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stewpididiot 11

Really?? Get some skills!!! Or... STFU &uit whining

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WolfyGrace 24

Well, there's always room for improvement...

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EmpireCityRay 13

@OP Once while my high school varsity football team, one of my teammates asked me to ask the crackhead teen who'd sneak into school how many push-ups can his granddad perform. So I went over, pose the question and was chased. I found out later his grandpa had no arms; smh but true story.

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