He studied the blade

By Ryoichi - 17/09/2015 11:13 - Germany

Today, it was my dad's retirement. He is traditional Japanese, so I had custom-ordered a samurai sword from a traditional Japanese blacksmith with dad's name engraved on the blade in kanji script. He loved it, right up til my drunk cousin tried to use it to cut down a tree and snapped it in two. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Maybe you should swing the cousin at a tree and see if he breaks..? Seriously though, make him repay you, and then some.

sounds like your cousin needs a sword to the face. sorry OP :( at least your dad loved his gift

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you cousin is an idiot and an asshole... How did you dad react? Is he ok?

Probably a real sword. You wouldn't even use a broadsword on a tree- swords aren't meant to be used to chop down wood, for ***** sake. That's what axes are for! Katana are even more fragile, because they are meant to be used with finesse not blindly hacking at a bloody tree. They also have less metal in them, which makes them inherently more fragile.

AdamTB 26

Do people here not know about swords outside of Kill Bill? Swinging a katana at a tree is a good way to break it, doesn't mean the OP got ripped off.

Awesome gift idea OP. Mega props for that. Sadly I am thinking if the cousin is a drunken fool then the odds are slim that the cousin doesn't have a decent paying job to replace sword.

Buy a new one and cut your cousin in half with it

Tell your cousin he better be the one paying the bill to have it repaired.

Would there be any refund policy on the sword...? If not I'd definitely recommend having your drunk cousin repay you guys for it.

refund policy on a traditional, customized, and very expensive katana that may or may not have been shipped internationally, I highly doubt it

Some makers of weapons do give a repair with the weapon sometimes even one free to help sell blades. A traditional smith you don't know well and thousands of miles away prob would charge an arm and a leg for the repair. OP should send him the cousin's

repairs maybe, I can give you that but if the blade shattered he could have to remake the whole blade at least and im not sure that would quite fall under a "repair"

Hey now quit hating on his drunk cousin he was only trying to be like Samurai Jack

Samurai Jack didn't drink for one... For two, who the **** swings around an expensive gift? That would be like someone buying several game console, and someone deciding to jump on them to see if they bounce. It would be pretty upsetting, even if it didn't happen at the gift receivers retirement party!

Spudnik 21

And this is the part where you kill your cousin for being an absolute moron.