Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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agaba 0

or she needs to lay off the twinkies

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russell61 0

Either he is a wimp or you are fat so deal with it.

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Stafono1428 0

Oh chicka that happened to me to except he could pick me up but was having a hard time keeping me up against the wall?!

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ITIvRAPTORvITI 0

ahahahahahaha fatass!

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zDylanz 6

So according to the comments, you're fat and he's a wimp... You pick him up against the wall?

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fml98kevin 4

its either ur fat or hes weak. either way, ur relationships goin downhill!!

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manMadeFAIL 7

123- RIGHT SHES A FAT ASS oh i have joke hey OP lay off the cookies

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newfiechick13 3

Im sorry, but being hauled against a wall is romantic? I think you need a new boyfriend.

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