Hefty

By Fatty - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16

Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.

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roeallen 11

Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.

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ydnar 5

No problem OP I'll email you a copy of my Richard Simmons "Sweatin' With The Oldies."

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aleithiera 2

Ha,ha. Fat people don't get made out with! 

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hamster_10 2

maybe your not fat, maybe this guys just an absolute weed?

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FYLwindowlicker 0

Either he is weak or you are heavy, which ever the case is, you both should go to the gym together. That would be a nice bonding experience.

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moonglow93 4

aww dam I usually tel them I like to be standing n they always try to pick me up n when they can't just say see I don't wanna be lift up bcuz yur weak!! n leave

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bswole 1

shiiiiiit get a lil food in him and get him a gym membership for his next birthday

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XxKelleyFishxX 0

girl I feel you! my bf sorta picks me up but not really and I agree it sucks majorly

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rawritsgreta7 0

*cough* weak ! *cough*

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puddinfellow 2

lol guys, if he tried to pick her up, odds are he's been able to pick up other people before her. I'm 180 pound guy and have picked up girls heavier than I am, but occasionally, one surprises me. Oh, and for once I'd love for an FML without the 50 buhzillion girls saying "Awww you're not fat" like they've seen a picture.

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