Cats, Injury and Animals: Heftychonk

Heftychonk

By Backinzi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 507

You deserved it 5 076

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By HHIChica - 17/09/2009 11:14 - United States

Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 426

You deserved it 5 843

By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 624

You deserved it 5 848

Thanks little buddy

By crushed - 10/03/2021 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 859

You deserved it 290

Stuck in the middle

By Mark - 20/03/2017 08:00 - United States - Sparks

Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 697

You deserved it 569

By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 17:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 658

You deserved it 4 796

By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 149

You deserved it 501

By ouch - 26/03/2011 02:27

Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 220

You deserved it 5 457

Raining cats and dogs

By Fling! - 29/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 626

You deserved it 355

You were framed

By Slippery! - 01/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 360

You deserved it 163

By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 685

You deserved it 3 453

applecaketree 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:27

Your cat needs to diet!

TheBrickWithouse 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 9:26

I've been there. it definitely sucks. FYL.

Comments

HexRay 0

Monday 1 August 2011 5:51

how the hell could anyone say "you deserved it"?..

sbuxchica0918 0

Monday 1 August 2011 6:31

Because op let the cat get on the counter that's disgusting! The thing digs in it's own crap all day and then walks on the counter where you make food? Eww!

iMandyx3 5

Monday 1 August 2011 6:25

YDI for feeding your cat all those ****** big macs O_o

sbuxchica0918 0

Monday 1 August 2011 6:27

Ydi for letting your filthy cat on the counter! Yuck!

carlosestrada1 4

Monday 1 August 2011 7:02

is he/she okay?

Jerret 6

Monday 1 August 2011 7:45

This is why I'm a dog person. They do as they're told. Sit. Stay. Roll over. Cats just see you as their servants. Little prickers.

kylieedawnn 0

Monday 1 August 2011 7:53

that's happened to me too lol

idontcare8l 3

Monday 1 August 2011 8:57

Am I the only one here who thinks that's light, my cat is 25 pounds 0.o

homey744 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 15:42

My cat is 30 pounds but mostly muscle....

Stoneyyay 5

Monday 1 August 2011 9:45

get those claw covers and put em on his front paws (back too if hes an inside cat, just front of hes inout cat as they use their rear claws for defence...) they fall off quickly, but theyre cheap and effective!