Hell hath no fury

By child of a crazed women - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Halethorpe

Today, it's my birthday. Since my parents are in the middle of a divorce, my mom thought it was perfectly reasonable to burn the gifts my dad got for me in the fireplace. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 043
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Top comments

thats_my_job 11

I hate when parents put their kids in the middle of their issues in a divorce. Happy Birthday though!

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Mideoyeo 12

I'm sorry OP! I hope your parents get this sorted out quickly. On the other hand, happy birthday!

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Comments

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Destroy their divorce proceedings and see how their egos change.

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simsgirlgem 25

OP make your mom read what I am Typing OP'S Mom my parents are separated and they may try to hurt each other but they never do something so horrible as what you did to me or my brother and sisters all you did was hurt your kid by burning the gift and thus I won't be surprised if OP destroys one of your things you need help lady don't hurt your kid because your angry at your soon to be Ex that's what makes my mother better than you she may hate my father but she wouldn't destroy something he bought me

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Llamacod 11

Holy grammar nazi paradise.

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FuzzyJack 15

I think you missed a few punctuation marks...

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kleopath 11

More like Grammar Nazi hell...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Holy run-on sentence batman

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BradTheBrony 19

*Holy run-on sentence, Batman!

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Rodville 28

You too? My mom did that one Christmas morning. My dad had snuck in and put them under the tree.

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byron17 26

you should buy a ton of fire crackers and wrap them up and say, "Mum, you forgot one!" It shall be burned and she shall be burned(owned) and maybe a little physical burning as well. :-)

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Serisent 26

Yes, because burning down your house is always a viable option.

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byron17 26

well, maybe a ton was an overstatement!!!!

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fatlemonjefferso 8

Well I guess this explains why your father's divorcing your mom.

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scottyrocks123 21

Wow, your mother is crazy! I feel bad for you OP! But Happy Birthday!!!

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g0dless 15

That was really bloody selfish of her, I hope you didn't just let that slide without a talk... Happy birthday though OP!

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lvg_fml 10

She needs some serious help. Kids should never be put in the middle or forced to choose sides. Your parents are always your parents regardless of how they feel about each other

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