Embarrassing, Relatable, Students and Education: Hello? Is it me you're looking for? - FML

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

By Invisible - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML

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xolotl 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 19:54

Oh, that's a definite FML. Sorry to hear that. I can imagine how that feels. :(

Seegtease 0

Friday 20 February 2009 1:52

For those of you who remark about speaking up, there are more than just elementary schools. Later on, many teachers and professors will just read their list and look for the class. It's inefficient to do roll call when they can skim the list much more quickly.

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ilanie04 16

Tuesday 21 April 2015 5:04

Well you didn't say anything or correct them soo -_-

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