Kids and Parents: HELLO?

i don't understand why a baseball bat! Obviously the OP wasn't paying attention or looking when it was thrown. They'd end up getting hit by it anyway if it only happens when OP doesn't pay ATTENTION.

Matt_Lord_Of_The 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:24

if the OP does get hit with the ball while holding the bat, they can get immediate revenge.

jjasson1296 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:22

listen the first time?

shortstuffs23 7

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:23

don't be so rebellious, be obedient!

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