Kids and Parents: HELLO?

HELLO?

By wooowmom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 168

You deserved it 10 810

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Top comments

holymolybro 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 8:57

Think fast! :D!

just_a_dude_ 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:00

Better watch out, the flying objects become more hazardous as time goes on. Next is a set of kitchen knives.

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SpectSelf 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:23

pay attention then dumbass.

jackiemoonthepro 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:25

maybe it's the in thing to do these days?

BamBarBiYaKergud 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:25

wake up lol

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:27

Think fast.

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:30

I'm sorry, what were u saying? my dad used to count...1...2...3...whack!

soulfulemo 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:30

hope you have good reflexes ..if not, yell her name, and even if she answers..throw it back

sheethapins 13

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:33

She's just trying to knock some sense into you.

sydneymwfca 10

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:36

omgg! throw it back(:

Ann23 7

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:39

im sure that taught you to pay attention !

thebestof1984 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:40

child abuse.....

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