Cats and Animals: Hello?

Hello?

By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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By Crazy cat lady - 10/04/2015 15:20 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML

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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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Unloveable

By sal - 27/09/2020 05:02 - Canada

Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML

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By Username - 01/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

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Revenge will be sweet

By Kitty at my foot - 20/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML

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Fur babies

By Sad cat owner - 25/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I've been trying to adopt a cat with little success since my last one died. My other cat, who had grown attached to him when she realized he was dying, has been lazier and more prone to seeking attention than before since he passed away. I now know cats can suffer from depression. I feel bad now. FML

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sophiamichelle 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:49

aw I'd like die if I lost my cat ):

Wuuper 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 23:47

oh boy sorry

Comments

satanstolemysock 11

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:00

Open a tin of food, even if it's deaf it'll somehow magically know. My deaf cat did anyway.

LaciNic0le 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:21

awe this makes me sad :(

brian666 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:59

ydi for losing your cat

aqua10 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:47

how sad! i really hope your cat comes back home.

simsosim 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:13

oh goodness lol well hope you find it :) simy

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Friday 11 March 2011 5:19

ydi for deafening your cat

qman123 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:51

haha sucks for u

qman123 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:54

haha Ur screwed it probably has gotten run over by now

Hunts160 5

Friday 11 March 2011 6:12

it can feel vibrations in the ground u make when you walk. I can.

hibbitsra 1

Friday 11 March 2011 6:32

well cats can smell too so there's still a a chance that it might come back

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