Help! I need somebody! Anybody!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
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albinoV 1

You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?

42 0
GreatGeak 8

fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.

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perdix 29

Can you hear me now? Actually, AT&T would be a better choice. They give you lots to complain about! :)

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CaptSkippy 9

Perdix if u didn't post on FML, would the world end? I think yes D:

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romanceaser 0

Actually in Washington, AT&T kicks ass. Always has service, even at banks lake, where no other phone has service, AT&T is there. you gotta rethink possible

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blahzz 4

There's lots of horny dudes who would love to talk to you. Of course they don't actually hear anything you say.

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Draminicaus 0

Chatroulette makes me think of russian roulette.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Haha. The title is fit for both.

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Draminicaus 0

I've never actually heard of it until 5 seconds ago. lol Do they have the same basic rules? Try not to get the bullet. By bullet, I mean creepy stalker. lol

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Draminicaus 0

I've never heard about it until 5 seconds ago. Do they have the same rules? Try not to get the bullet. By bullet, I mean creepy stalker. lol

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redbluegreen 40

The word roulette essentially means a game of chance. The point of Chatroulette is to take a chance to find someone meaningful to talk to, but like most other things, people have ulterior motives.

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MetroKidd 0

Chat Roulette unfortunately makes me think of overweight masturbating men... anybody wanna try it now?

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

#42 said it all. Haha are you talking about me? In reference to the stalking.

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Draminicaus 0

No, not at all. I meant, as far as the roulette goes. girl in a chatroom even remotely attractive is bait for all sorts of vermin. lol

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IReadAlotOfFmls 0

]:, Bro I got a secret it's called your hand, and **** try it sometime [:

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Shinygirlnz 1

OP, I feel so sorry for you. Please get out of your house and meet some new people. Everyone needs human interaction, join a book club or something.

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Jimboom 11

You do know that when the recording says "Your call is important to us and we value your custom" that is all lies right?

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MetroKidd 0

I'm really curious as to why you called the service center instead of any one of your contacts... you should think things through sometimes.

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