Help! I need somebody! Anybody!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
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albinoV 1

You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?

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GreatGeak 8

fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.

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LandoKid 9

It's called the INTERNET. I feel for you, but you have resources to NOT be lonely, use them.

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lardbeetle 0

If you need someone to talk to, I'm willing to listen...

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Jasper8713 2

My boyfriend works at a Verizon Wireless call center. He says that this is a common occurrence.

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lumpy_space 0

how about you just go and commit suicide ;)

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FLYiN_CLOUD9 4

if you're that desperate. call your mom dumbass.

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orangecandy22 0

if you want someone to talk to--just let me know:)

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satanclauz 0

yeah, fyl. unless you've been gifted with above average volume mammories, in which case i'd be glad to engage you in some one-on-one interaction.

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