Help! I need somebody! Anybody!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
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albinoV 1

You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?

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GreatGeak 8

fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.

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GreatGeak 8

fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.

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schnoogens 0

Thats why you go with AT&T.

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starile 19

Yes, drown away your sorrows in internet-based social interactions. You don't need the real world anymore.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

Aww wow. Well then. Yeah. I'll talk to you?

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6sick6 4

28, I don't recommend you doing that. She's lonely for a reason.

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Euphemism 0

--Mama Soft hearted people, tends end up getting hurt. Because predators, preys on the weak. Said by the general by the psychologist. My point being, watch your back.

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Bobissmall 13

Ahh but facebook and chatrooms don't offer the chance of getting a discount do they? :P

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ShadyFTW1 0

Facebook doesn't need a discount because it is free..

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GreatGeak 8

lol, that's true though...having amc friends is VERY handy. :)

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redpump 0

Nah, play multiplayer games. You can make heaps of friends there, counter strike, team fortress 2, left 4 dead. <-- games I play XD

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iSitt 0

join your local volunteer groups. help them help the needy. find them in newspaper ads. or the famous one's websites. or join world of Warcraft

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

38-Someone has to lol 43-oooo so I'm softhearted? loll well I doo like soft things. ps some of those things shouldn't be plural. but I shudnt be talkin. well I would watch my back but it's physically impossible. will someone watch it for me...

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jessikahpippi 0

haha funniest comment ever^^^ xD (that I've read in this convo so far, bc it's true)

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marmlr339 14

move to australia and sign up with telstra. then you'll have something to complain about.

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iSitt 0

join your local volunteer groups. help them help the needy. find them in newspaper ads. or the famous one's websites. or join world of Warcraft

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BrutalFbomb 5

wow maybe you should get some friends. 1st!!!

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Blazingcrono 6

That's lame. Go talk to your neighbors or something...

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CaptSkippy 9

would if she lives in a box and only owns an itouch and a charger and goes to Starbucks to use it?!?! o.0

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gtrgdss 0

that's ok. not long ago I broke up with my bf - about a wk later I realized he was literally the only one who ever called me before that. I cut off not only my sex life but my whole social life too!! things have improved. yours will too. ;)

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korn2980 0

your gorgeous how can you have no one to talk to?

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mimii92_fml 0

it's a good thing verizon has good customer service. There always there when u need them:)

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alextaylor86 8

It's true! and I get calls like that from time to time. I can tell because the person is more interested in talking than fixing the issue

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yomamasmama 0

why didn't you pick a cellphone company that actually is worth complaining about, like AT&T

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Draminicaus 0

Well, where I'm at, I can complain more about Verizon's service than I can about AT&T's. I live in rural Kentucky. The one bar of service I get with AT&T is better than the nothing that I get from Verizon. *Shrugs shoulders* Matter of opinion, I guess.

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Sweetpea137 0

thanks #10 i laughed so hard at your picture that i woke my roommate

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beaglegun2009 4

Yeah 35 I live in rural Kentucky too... I have no service with Verizon but when I get out of there I have more service then any other carrier!

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BeRealz 0

Fackbook? Myspace? Massive online games? (WoW, etc.) Parents? Family? Or if you're in desperate state, why not read some book, about socializing in real life?

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Aw :( I would chat with you OP. Unless you turned out be a pedo... in any case, you should try chatroulette, you might meet some lovely people.

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unidentified_sta 5

I like your style. Bringing up pedophilia at inane moments.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Ha. Just a note, I would probably still chat with them even if they were a pedophile. Just to be nice.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Oh. And I like your wolf btw.

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unidentified_sta 5

OP is a women, Chatrouelette is not a good call. Chat away, but seriously I can't help but wonder why pedophilia was brought into this.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

I had no clue OP is a woman haha I'm on my itouch. Well this changes things a bit. How about, facebook or eharmony and I would still chat with her.

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unidentified_sta 5

Insanity Wolf Image macro. Haven't posted enough insanity though. Eharmony? That is an odd choice. Now how to get OP to read this.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

There's always more to be posted. Well no one uses Myspace anymore... sights beside the latter are all dating sights.. what OP needs is a friend. Hmm..

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unidentified_sta 5

Go be that friend, and make merry conversations about little kids.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Haha impossible. But I would if I could, OP will find her way.

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Why little kids?

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unidentified_sta 5

Pedophilia was a reoccurring theme I had to tie in somehow.

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HaileyHAVOC 0

I love this conversation. it was pretty awesome.

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