Help yourself

By meghandix89 - 20/12/2016 01:35 - United States

Today, my aunt asked me to have my 13-year-old autistic cousin stay over for the night. When he got here, he told me his mom forgot his Vaseline, and asked if I'd be a dear and go get some for him. His mom informed me that he uses it to masturbate. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Hey, don't judge. 13 year old autistic cousins have needs too, you know.

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Tripartita 44

I can say from experience that circumcised folks don't need lube to **********. I've never heard that before. Foreskin only covers the glans of the penis, so unless you really like rubbing the head, the shaft is unaffected by circumcision.

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MrEpicSqueaky101 18

After prolonged use did it become lightly browned?

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writergirl1029 17

F his life too. His mom should respect his privacy.

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Talis99 26

The child is autistic. He might have told her. And if you think your own mother didn't know, you're probably wrong.

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Fa1lenAngel 2

I mean there's probably a good reason but he could have just bought the vaseline himself instead of asking his cousin to....

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chosha_fml 26

#25 It says the aunt told OP. And the point isn't the mother knowing, but talking about it to other people.

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TheGr8Penguino 0

Well, we all do it. You're just ashamed if you say you are.

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sweetpotato301 7

Because he probably talks about it quite openly due to the autism.

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pjsr 32

Some of these comments are pretty insensitive. Boys with autism still have the same biological drive to ejaculate frequently as any other adolescent. To prevent inappropriate behavior, a dad (or someone) often has to show them, 'This is what you do with your penis and behind closed doors'. Just as they often lack other social connection skills, they don't get the fact that masturbation is a private activity. A normal 13 year old would just do it dry or find lotion. An autistic 13 year will ask for his vaseline openly.

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JDonly 8

Do him a favor and get some Astroglide.

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GrumpyGrinch 23

The boy just asked nicely for something he needs, could be for dry lips, etc, it was the mother who behaved disgustingly.

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sweetpotato301 7

Obviously she knew what he always uses it for.

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The_Basileus 9

Then say he can't stay if it bothers you. God, why are people such ******* and willing to roll over to annoying or idiotic family members.

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jvanevery 19

you need to change him over to lubricant Vaseline is just awful it's oily gets on everything

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jvanevery 19

all these people worrying about the kids privacy you're taking care of an autistic child you need to know everything about the behaviors he may exhibit far better to know in advance and be prepared

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