Kids, Poopoo peepee and Work: Here, have a Turner Prize

Here, have a Turner Prize

By RunningMurphy - 15/05/2009 07:20 - United States

Today, at work, some little girl went in the bathroom for quite a while. Came out for two minutes and went back in. She then came out with her finger clutched in a paper towel. One of the other coworkers went in to check the bathroom. The little girl wrote "Hi!" with her own poop. FML

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You deserved it 2 759

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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You deserved it 5 243

By thisreallyhappened - 15/05/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, a little girl at my work had an accident. She asked me to help her change, and as she was changing she stuck her hand in her vagina to make sure all the "peepee was gone". She then put that same hand on my face to balance herself as she finished changing. FML

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You deserved it 3 982

By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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You deserved it 192

Shidding and farding

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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You deserved it 290

Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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You deserved it 2 646

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 129

You deserved it 146

By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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You deserved it 3 883

Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 242

You deserved it 3 453

By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 147

You deserved it 6 360

Sessee 4

Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

Aw, how sweet, she watches 2 girls 1 cup.

Big_Blue_Sumthin 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:04

Nothing says love like messages wrote with your own feces.

Comments

tokyooo123 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:06

ppl need to shut the **** up about it not being an fml. who cares? it was funny, right?

omfgcarly 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:08

wtf is a "little girl" doing at your work?

justfienne 12

Monday 2 August 2010 22:15

That's a really stoopid question...

suckstobeyou3 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:10

FYL if you had to clean it up. that just in general sucks though, since someone you know has to clean it up eventually. and the bathroom is going to smell like shit for a long time. ewwww. #33-maybe the OP works at a restaurant or a pre-school or something?

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Friday 15 May 2009 21:14

#21, so true

kapowi 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:17

This isn't an FYL, it's a **** your coworkers life. S/he's the one that had to go check, and likely the one that had to clean, not you. "Today, I had to clean up little girl's shit. My co-worker took all the credit for something that affected my life; not hers. FML"

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Friday 15 May 2009 21:17

anyone that says he deserved that is a dumbass

lady_n 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:17

LMAO ! hahhahaha disgusting though :)

darobinbot 0

Friday 15 May 2009 21:25

Oh, come on, dudes and dudettes. How is this NOT an FML? Personally, I consider merely being in proximity to poop greetings to be a pretty bad start to the day. Maybe you do things differently over there.