Here, have this

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 873
You deserved it 4 909

Same thing different taste

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HAM CAKE? Oh My God, your grandmom is AWESOME! The only thing better would have been bacon cake. You need to talk to her about next year.

Shouldn't have put the birthday cake on one person, things almost always go wrong.

Goblin182 26

Did you not already know grandma was an irresponsible drunk?

sematariux 7

Grams likes to party, that's her ****** problem

toughchick14 15

Ham is awesome! I mean that's a pretty good birthday cake if you ask me.

Darren22 12

**** your son's life for having a grandmother like that

Ham...it's the new cake, we all know the cake is a lie anyway

Did you say she was a baker or was baked?