Hermit life

By Pookaa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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Save_Bandit 5

Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"

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hatersgunnahat 0

YDI for lying. Honesty is the best policy.

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suckmysarcasm 10

who was phone?

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Cow_girl_cutie 0

That's when you text back saying "Do you hear those police sirens? Well they're coming for you"

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reyisdabest 1

your stupid as **** for avoiding a problem instead of confronting it

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Lucina122 0

That's frikin weird.

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verlorenerFall 8

Normally I'd say you deserve it, for lying, but this person is clearly stalking you, so f your life. Unless said friend saw you though say, a window looking into your living room, where the blinds/drapes/etc. were open, and y which you have to walk in order to get to the front door, in which case, you definitely deserve it for lying, and lying without hiding proof that you were home.

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seximexi911 10

I would've texted back wondering why the hell are you even looking through my window?

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briaa23 4

wtf i think you should cal the cops

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