Hermit life

By Pookaa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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Top comments

Save_Bandit 5

Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"

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Comments

NOWAYJOSE 14

You could just grab your bag and leave the house, then message back saying 'I'm not at home anymore!'

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FrecklestheClare 6

They'd probably follow OP out of the house..

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tsim_fml 0

Oh boy OP, when will you ever learn? The only way to get out of things or being with people is to fake sick.

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kuytsgoldenlocks 1

Never lie your way out of a situation.

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newmandotcom 6

Lying isn't the way to go. Just tell them that you are avoiding them. I'm sure they will get the hint then

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supaisu 0

god I hate you for having that picture. I'm hungry now.

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SteelCladAngel 0

Reply 'that's the person who just called the cops on the creeper looking into my livingroom and stalking me'

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Im2Handsom 1

Hang up, close the blinds, watch TV. :)

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LilTiki559 13

Lmao:D, tgats just great! but seriously, happens to me all the time whiLe txtN..:/

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