Hermit life

By Pookaa - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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Save_Bandit 5

Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"

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flippinfail_fml 7

Well, I see why you're avoiding him.

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ambermary101 6

I wouldve said I was grounded.

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Cheylea 10

Stalker much? Next time close the blinds...

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jaredofmo 22

Say you're busy or you have plans. Don't say you're not at home when you are! BTW, totally creepy text...

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copo37 7

Should have grabbed a cucumber, some strong rope, an apple, and some massage oil. Hold them where he can see them and ask If he really wants to go down this route. If he does do it and take tons of pictures, they'll spread like wild fire. If he doesn't want to congrats you just creeped out a creeper.

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Havin 19

Whoa! No wonder why you were avoiding 'em! STALKER

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Dcm210 19

your a horrible liar.but hope it wasn't an ex or stalker.

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