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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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Welcome to the danger zone

By Anonymous - 15/04/2022 22:00

Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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Cheeky

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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shybear15 0

Monday 1 August 2011 0:59

And you couldn't feel it slip off??? 0_o

cmack11 0

Monday 1 August 2011 0:59

Lucky guys

Comments

thelastlucifer 17

Monday 1 August 2011 8:31

don't worry OP, we always like bait of eye candy :)

mrpyramids 8

Monday 1 August 2011 8:43

it you reaction of looking at hot guys ..... maybe you should not be looking for hot guys so you bikin bottom would not fall off again lolzzzzzz

BabbiiLovvee 0

Monday 1 August 2011 11:36

I dislike when ppl put a z after lol. -_-

ItsTheKing 10

Monday 1 August 2011 9:02

You can tell op is full of swag and smoothness right?

klamorea 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:04

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! SPONGE-BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!

cassiej14 8

Monday 1 August 2011 9:32

That sucks; I've been through this too. except it wasn't my bottom, it was my top. The whole beach got a view. I'm sorry:/

funkyspacemonkey 0

Monday 22 August 2011 22:51

Did everyone enjoy?

shakespearelove 6

Monday 1 August 2011 9:40

haha, well, you wanted to show off and give them some eye-candy.. they deffinetely got some. haha. but you didnt feel your bottoms slip off in the water?

JBaller23 0

Monday 1 August 2011 10:16

sexy

PapSmearNinja 4

Monday 1 August 2011 12:35

niiiccceeee.. I was at the beach today myself and seen a girl do the same thing except her bikini bottom dident fall off she just had crazy camel toe

bearmichaela 0

Monday 1 August 2011 14:42

Rly, you "seen a girl do the same thing?" Are you sure you didn't "saw a girl do the same thing" which btw wasn't the same thing at all but a completely different thing instead? Hey, look I wrote the same thing that you wrote except my letters and words are in a different order... retard.