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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 186
You deserved it 8 137

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So what, it's easily fixed. One flaw is the best you can get! Take it!

priceyfml 7

She could always use dandruff shampoo, good luck :)

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You planning of ******* her hair? Who cares! Jump her bones and tell her to use Some head and shoulders before you leave.

Fishfanatic 7

So don't date TOWIE style women who plaster themselves in a metric ton of hair product and makeup in order to look "reem innit babes "

Dandruff isn't the easiest to control... I tried everything for about a decade with no result. Luckily when I got older it went away. You shouldn't insult someone because they have dandruff, she could have a hard time controlling it. Date someone for their personality, not their looks...

TishaPort 0

Dude, you're an ass. Dandruff is a physical condition that isn't always treatable. It's not a reason to dump somebody. They can't help it.

Maybe she just used either dry shampoo (which dries to a powder) or volume powder?

If dandruff is your only problem then you sir have major issues.

Get over yourself. That kind of thing can't always be helped. Douche.

Anyone else want to know the rest of his name?