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By HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE - 09/12/2012 21:52 - United Kingdom - Dagenham

Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 186
You deserved it 8 137

Same thing different taste

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So what, it's easily fixed. One flaw is the best you can get! Take it!

priceyfml 7

She could always use dandruff shampoo, good luck :)

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KiddNYC1O 20
crazy4uboi 6

Dandruff AND dead skin? You know that's the same thing right?

buy some medicated shampoo and next time you are at her house squeeze out all her regular shampoo and fill the bottles up with the medicated one. sorted. or just stop being so shallow. either works.

Of all things, how is DANDRUFF a deal breaker?! I bet if i scratched your scalp enough i could get some flakes going too. Unless you have some phobia of dead skin, that is just immature.

Your username is awesome for one, and two, I have a cousin who uses too much hairspray that ends up flaking off, maybe it was that...?

Nothing a little head and shoulders can't fix.

OMG I'm sorry but OP's username is hilarious. But still, that's pretty shallow. Shallow to say the date is hot and getting psyched just because of that, and shallow to suddenly find her hideous because of dandruff (which she probably can't help and which also could have been hair spray).

Maybe it was too much cheap hairspray... That looks like dandruff too sometimes. I've never had dandruff but I noticed one hairspray made it look like it. Investigate :)

It could definitely have been dry shampoo... depending on the brand, sometimes if it hasn't been brushed out properly it looks a whole lot like dandruff if you ruffle your hair