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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML

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By nodullmoment - 26/04/2013 03:01 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML

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By 12MONTHLEASE - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States

Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML

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By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML

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By Nickie809 - 17/09/2012 14:59 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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dawood_k 27

Monday 9 March 2015 11:20

Be honest... How long did you watch them go at it

jarrettd 27

Monday 9 March 2015 11:22

Or, you could stand at the window and make the face that my profile pic makes. Once someone sees this look through their window they'll buy you and themselves new curtains.

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Smo0chin 14

Monday 9 March 2015 12:36

or heat up some pop corn and pull up a chair

lukian_fml 29

Monday 9 March 2015 13:28

Why would you buy curtains? You have a much better show than what's on tv!

starlandmarie 22

Monday 9 March 2015 13:30

The thing is....they probably want you to watch!

seandaboss911 5

Monday 9 March 2015 13:44

Just write free **** on their window so everyone can watch. Hahahaha

potato_meat 12

Monday 9 March 2015 13:50

And some lotion (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

cheshireau 26

Monday 9 March 2015 13:50

You should buy curtains anyway. You don't want people peeping in your window. That could case the place and rob you.

Deku_Cutie 12

Monday 9 March 2015 14:13

why didn't you have curtains in the first place?

sunnyskys 25

Monday 9 March 2015 14:20

who need drama flicks off of Netflix any more you got front row seats to a free show lol sorry op hope you find some awesome curtains

Neopopulas 9

Monday 9 March 2015 15:05

You should buy curtains anyway. What are you, a caveman?

PhilMeUp 13

Monday 9 March 2015 15:20

Make up some score cards and leave them in the window opening. Or, get a broken old video camera for free somewhere and set it up on a tripod there. Meanwhile, don't forgot to cheer and applaud. Or play the 1812 Overture. If it's at night, set off a camera flash regularly whilst they're at it. The people will learn to close their blinds.