Hi there!

By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

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Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
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dawood_k 27

Be honest... How long did you watch them go at it

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jarrettd 27

Or, you could stand at the window and make the face that my profile pic makes. Once someone sees this look through their window they'll buy you and themselves new curtains.

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baba01_fml 17

Go to the window with popcorn and cheer them on!

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Mauskau 35

Exactly! People pay to see live **** in The Red Light District, and that's with tacky makeup. This is possibly more natural looking.

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gobiteme2 34

Why free ****. Film for free, pay to see.

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khorstmye 15

Guess it's time to cancel Netflix and watch more skinamax!

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Jinxsie 27

Who needs Netflix when you have a free live show next door?

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Skoff_fml 27

whistle loudly and wave, then perhaps they will decide to close their curtains

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joshi42 16

No. Unless he brings some friends by to make a Mexican wave, that does not count.

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GetaVe 11

Sounds like you should just get rid of the TV.

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MrConcise 34

Or a video camera, rent will pay for itself.

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Manic1 13

Buy curtains for your own privacy. But since they like giving you a show invite some of your friends over and give them a big audience. Maybe they will learn close their blinds next time. You may not be the only one expose to their peep show.

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