Holy shit

By embarrassed - 04/01/2016 17:58 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
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thatguy240 27

Blame it on the Holy Ghost

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beeferjay 34

umbrellas are the devil, bobby Boucher!!!

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WOTAN1488 24

YOU ARE FULL OF THE DEVIL! Your umbrella is tempting you!

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Tripartita 44

"Make a joyful noise to the Lord, all the earth; break forth into joyous song and sing praises!" "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahh!" "Close enough…"

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ArmchairAnalyst 9

If you believe that garbage, I guess..

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GeorgiaBea 28

Jesus forgives murderers... I'm pretty sure he can forgive you.

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ThatLoneIyGuy 8

Brace yourselves the angry Christians are coming.

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cole66 14

why would we be mad at this comment? it's true

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miss_fluffybutt 17

Many umbrellas have a velcro strap to keep it closed when not in use for a period of time. Is yours defective?

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Etweens96 25

Trust me, I went to church one time and mid prayer my phone went off, my text ring tone was "crazy train" by Ozzy Osbourne. Cannot tell you how many looks I got and even the priest started laughing

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Khaleesi_D 9

That happened to my brother once, except the ringtone was Scotty doesn't know.

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Etweens96 25

I'm glad it wasn't N.I.B by black sabbath. Imagine the looks I would've gotten then lol

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momac86 17

My phone played out "she was a big star at banana joes bar" during communion once

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pixierara 28

Did they think you were possessed afterwards

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