You can run into the priest's arms, it's ok don't be alarmed. Come with Him. There's no distance between God's love.

Did you take the Lord's name in vain?

Its was a sign of God

That's what you get for participating in organized religion..

ThatLonelyGuy, theres pretty much none here. But there are people bashing OP for going to church -_-

It's ok OP. If your church is any bit as boring as mine, it was probably the most fun everyone had that day.

This girl had a total freak out during bible study at church camp. We were having the study in our cabin and a couple months before she'd seen the movie Arachnophobia, and apparently there was a spider in her bed. She jumped to another bed and had her friend shake out her sleeping bag.

was it right at that moment when everyone is quiet including the priest/preacher/reverend? That's the perfect time for a commotion.

In my church everyone would have thought the good lord had reached out and smacked you.

should have ended it with a hallelujah