Holy shit

By embarrassed - 04/01/2016 17:58 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
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FitFriday 32

Other options OP could've said, "Oh My God" or "Jesus" or "Holy cow".

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jake_braves 25

I'm sorry OP, that's really embarrassing. But it's okay. They'll forgive you if they are true believers.

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Shine242 17

Omg I'm so sorry. But I actually laughed out loud. This is something that would happen to me.

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MandieL 27

I did too, and then I felt bad so I had to come see if others did too. Glad to see there are a few. I'm sure no one was mad OP, probably gave them a little chuckle. Try not to be embarrassed, shit happens.

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MandieL 27

My go to scream is "Jesus Christ". Don't know why, that's just what pops out of my mouth (I blame my grandma) so it could have been worse too OP.

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Glynnis62 13

I'm sorry that happened OP but that made me laugh...I'm so sorry xD

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cacheson 41

You should have played it off as a sign from God!

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sunsetium 14

Maybe it was a sign telling you that going to church will bring bad luck! just kidding hehehe

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Schmavid64 13

Accidents happen. I'm sure no one minded too much.

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Tripartita 44

Normally you'd be right, but in a church, the open umbrella would act as a parabolic dish to hyper-focus the Holy Spirit. I go into expensive detail on this in my science x religion romfic.

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