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Home improvement

By ... - 27/07/2014 05:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By ohhdear.___. - 26/03/2012 14:54 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

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Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By loser - 20/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 23:54 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By Fatty - 06/03/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

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Ian7890 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:52

I see a future barber

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:53

I've seen kids do things like that haha, just explain to her that carpets don't have grooming needs

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leilana33 4

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:21

it could be worse. she could give the carpet a mullet cut haha :]

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:22

Rugs are wonderful things

Punkgirl4554 20

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:24

be grateful it was the carpet and not her hair. when I was her age that's what I was cutting!

vikky538 28

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:25

you need to buy lot of barbies for her...

taytaylove1234 3

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:33

I did that once

Mystery_Unsolved 16

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:36

At least she wasn't trying to give you a haircut

luhvgmh 6

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:39

Was she doing a good job?

LeBoss2001 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:51

Ur in a hairy situation

Ki11erC 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:40

Maybe you should clean more then if your 6 yr old is cutting the carpet.

zjszott 1

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:55

I guess she believed the "if you cut carpet, it'll grow back" myth.

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Same thing different taste

Good one, mom

Tailor Swift

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