Kids: Home improvement

Home improvement

By ... - 27/07/2014 05:51 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By ohhdear.___. - 26/03/2012 14:54 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

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Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By loser - 20/05/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 23:54 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my daughter trying to cut her wrist with a plastic spoon. When I asked her why, she said her friend Lucy did that so her parents would buy her pretty things. My daughter and Lucy are both four years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 17:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By Fatty - 06/03/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my six year old daughter cut out the stomach area of four of my favorite shirts. When I asked her why she had done so she replied, "So that they fit your tummy better, Mommy." FML

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Ian7890 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:52

I see a future barber

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:53

I've seen kids do things like that haha, just explain to her that carpets don't have grooming needs

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mkayden 23

Sunday 27 July 2014 22:17

Look at the brightside: at least it wasn't you or a pet

sem2183 13

Sunday 27 July 2014 22:57

My Barbies were my victims at that age lol.

morpanda 9

Monday 28 July 2014 1:23

Better than mine.. I gave myself a haircut.. And my cat (I cut off his wiskers).

dragonkisses28 25

Monday 28 July 2014 2:33

Well OP, at least you didn't walk in on your 6 year old giving her 4 year old sister her first haircut.

MlleMC_fml 19

Monday 28 July 2014 4:44

At least, the sister's hair would grow back.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 28 July 2014 3:27

That's kind of cute.

video_game_pics 2

Monday 28 July 2014 3:37

At least it wasn't her arm

slickman130 8

Monday 28 July 2014 4:21

I thought this FML was going somewhere else

LunarServant 10

Monday 28 July 2014 4:34

We'll she's gotta start somewhere lol

Saraishi 24

Monday 28 July 2014 4:50

That's so cute!

penpen1332 8

Monday 28 July 2014 5:01

Oh my gosh! I used to try to cut my carpet all the time! It was so fun

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, my mother had just got home and we were both in the kitchen. She then starts to get out food and I smelled deviled eggs. Delighted, I asked, "Do I smell deviled eggs?" She turned around laughing and announced she'd farted. I effectively got hungry from my mother’s fart. FML

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Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML

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Today, I got off work and checked my makeup in the mirror once I got in my car. I had a huge piece of spinach on my front tooth that no one told me about. I work the front desk of an upscale hotel and have been greeting guests all day. FML

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Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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Today, I found out that my boss, who had promised me a raise, is not promoting me. He says I don't have the right 'vibe' and I'm not 'relaxed' enough for the job. FML

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Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML

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Home improvement

Same thing different taste

Good one, mom

Tailor Swift

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