Home improvement

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML
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Top comments

nava1210 12

Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.

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Yarrachel 16

Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.

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drakhasa 0

whats black and smells like green paint? black paint

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Garon300 0

I would ground him for the rest of his natural life.

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colebananas 0

White couches look really weird /: so he's Doug you a favor

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heyred 11

That will teach you to keep poisons locked up!

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deequu 20

Well either your son is way to young or you to have white anything in the house.. OR You did something wrong.. :/

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luckygirl42213 0

um...how old is your son?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Enjoy your black couch. Or buy another one you rich ************.... I'm Rick James, bitch.

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