Home improvement

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML
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Top comments

nava1210 12

Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.

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Yarrachel 16

Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.

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Comments

snafu63 0

your son is clearly a dumbass if he mistakes black spray paint for febreeze.

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polkaspot 3

These kind of moments really make you wish there was an "undo" button in really life.

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srabel10 0

Why was spray paint in his reach?!

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ilove80smetal 8

Hey dumbass, if he can do it with black paint. You can respray it with white paint.

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itzmebri13 0

This is so fake haha. Febreeze and spray paint don't look alike... And it musts said spray paint on it haha

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Casseopeia 21

Oh that's really unfortunate. Perhaps you could try a slipcover for the couch at least until you figure out what to do.. ( replace the couch or possibly remove or cover up the paint)

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lylotrezor 20

You deserved it for leaving a can of paint where kids can find it.

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sparklecherry 4

How the hell do you mistake paint for febreeze? You have an idiot son.

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cheefer 0

Pass a brass tax but never eat flax or pop a snatch while blowing a sax. Or perhaps you'd rather blow stacks or snort Ajax.

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sincerelyjay 13

First mistake: white couch and kids do not mix. At all.

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